Oy vey. As if there weren't more important things to worry about, like the economy,  the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, or whether or not Kelly Osborne will be eliminated on Dancing With The D-Listers this season, the Parents Television Council (PTC) has written a nasty pants letter to affiliates of The CW in an attempt to preempt Gossip Girl's upcoming threesome storyline set to air Nov. 9. How rude! 

So Instead of controlling what their own children watch in their own respective homes, the Right Wing PTC wants to play Big Brother with what you and I get to look at on our boob (pardon the pun) tubes. I guess "big government" is okay dokey smokey when it comes to legislating morality, as opposed to, you know, corporate greed.  

The Wrap's Josef Adalian has obtained a copy of the letter. You can read it here. Sigh. Didn't Right Wingers learn anything from all those Madonna protests in the 80's and 90's? With every boycott or cry of righteous indigestion, they only made her more infamous and therefore more popular. Keep up the good work; The CW can use all the buzz it can get!

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