
Ella Simms, the resident, blonde beyotch played by
Katie Cassidy on The CW's struggling update of
Melrose Place, didn't know what hit her on Tuesday night's episode. That's because the parent soap's original Ms. Nasty Skirt,
Heather Locklear, recreated her signature role as scheme queen Amanda Woodward.
Unfortunately, this time around the late Aaron Spelling's "lucky penny" didn't exactly cause ratings to soar. According to The Live Feed, last night's installment of MP, which revealed Amanda to be the secret owner of the posh, PR firm Ella works for, only resulted in a 14 percent bump. I blame it on the lame promos.
Ripping off The Devil Wears Prada is not the way to go when announcing the triumphant return of primetime's most lethal blonde. The CW should have shelled out for a high octane song from Pink or Fergie, and utilized flashback clips from the original show. READ MORE